This past weekend I caught up with Baby Joe, the hottest young male celebrity in Jersey and here's what he had to say:
The Occupant: "Baby Joe ... thanks for stopping by! When did you get into town?"
Baby Joe: "The past 6 weeks have been such a whirlwind ... I think it was around July the 3rd..."
The Occupant: "Any idea what caused the media frenzy since your arrival?"
Baby Joe: "I'm not sure ... but I think my parents had something to do with it!"
The Occupant: "What's it been like for you?"
Baby Joe: "My life is like a circus! As you can see by this picture ... no moment is too private for the paparazzi to photograph!"
Baby Joe: "Reporters seem to be lying in wait wherever I go!"
The Occupant: "I guess like any celebrity, your schedule must be quite hectic!"
Baby Joe: "Every time I turn around there's a make-up girl or hair stylist grabbing me for a touch up!"
The Occupant: "Do you feel safe?"
Baby Joe: "Oh yeah! I have a pretty intimidating body guard!"
The Occupant: "Do you get to spend any quality time with your family?"
Baby Joe: "My dad and I sneak away for a nap whenever we get the chance..."
Baby Joe: "And nobody serves up a home cooked meal like my Mom!"
The Occupant: "People Magazine reported that you were seen at the Jersey shore last week... any truth to that?"
Baby Joe: "Of course! You can't live in Jersey without taking a trip down the shore!"
The Occupant: "Were you bothered by many fans on the beach?"
Baby Joe: "No, I always wore a hat and my parents kept me covered up with a blanket most of the time, so no one recognized me."
The Occupant: "Do your parents still treat you like a baby?"
Baby Joe: "No matter how many movies I star in, or how many photo shoots I do, they still sniff my diaper whenever they smell something funny!"
The Occupant: "Are there any embarrassing photos out there that you hope the media doesn't plaster all over the Internet?"
Baby Joe: (laughs) "I think everyone has a few pictures that were only meant to be shared with family and friends ... like this one for example! I must have had one too many bottles that night!"
The Occupant: "So what are your plans for the future?"
Baby Joe: "I'll be teething soon, so I may have to take a break for a few months ... after that... there's a rumor that HBO wants to do a documentary filming my First Steps..."
The Occupant: "Any advice for your adoring fans?"
Baby Joe: "Just say NO to pacifiers and always stay in your car seat!"
The Occupant: "Well, there you have it! Words to live by from one of Jersey's hottest stars!"