tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86586226194454990892024-03-05T14:03:41.022-05:00The... OccupantThe misadventures of a middle-aged newly wed from Jersey on the road to fame and fortune. Or Dunkin' Donuts. Whichever comes first.onmiownnow2http://www.blogger.com/profile/07177087840024537738noreply@blogger.comBlogger276125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658622619445499089.post-72553227709636774112018-11-30T16:19:00.001-05:002018-11-30T16:19:22.715-05:00JUST STOP!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Can we just stop arguing?</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">It seems that wherever you go today,</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">someone is arguing with somebody.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Husbands and wives.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Parents and children.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Parents and teachers and coaches.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Political parties.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Neighbors and friends.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Populations. Entire countries.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Members of congregations.</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Aren't all the people on your Facebook page</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">"YOUR FRIENDS"?</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Can't we agree on anything?</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">Or simply agree to disagree?</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">As Americans, we love our freedom. We have rights.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">Why are we suddenly so critical?<br /><br />Is there no other point of view except our own?<br /></span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">It breaks my heart to see so many families who argue to the point of estrangement. How is it possible for parents to cut off their own children? Or kids to completely remove their parents from their lives. What could possibly be that important?<br /><br />There's more than enough hate in the world.<br />Can't we spread a little love this Christmas?<br /><br />Smile. Slow down. Sing. Hug.<br />Don't blow your horn.<br />Add a nice comment or don't write anything at all.<br />Give someone a compliment. You'll never know how much your words of encouragement might mean to a person. It might even save their life.<br />Each one of us has worries, fears, and troubles.<br />Let's make life a little easier for people.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Never make it harder.</span></b></div>
onmiownnow2http://www.blogger.com/profile/07177087840024537738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658622619445499089.post-64814610246400398342018-11-02T19:12:00.000-04:002018-11-03T20:41:56.300-04:00Going Viral Part II<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><b><span style="color: #222222;"><br /></span></b></i></span>
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<i style="font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><span style="color: #222222;">To be noticed on social media today, everything you do must be epic. No longer can a boy simply ask a girl to the </span>prom.<span style="color: #222222;"> He must plan, coordinate and film the invitation for thousands of viewers to watch. </span><span style="color: #222222;"> Shared and re-shared. On PCs. Laptops. Cellphones. iPads. News Stations. YouTube.</span></b></i><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><b><span style="color: #222222;"> </span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #222222;" /><span style="color: #222222;">The prom is just the beginning. Marriage proposals are getting wildly dangerous and expensive. Talk about pressure! Now the groom's sincerity and depth of dedication are judged by his degree of creativity when he pops the question. A public proposal puts him at risk for a broken heart and humiliation.</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><b><span style="color: #222222;"><br /></span></b></i></span> <i><b><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">It's no longer the moments of our lives that are meaningful. It's how the moment is played out and received by family, friends, and strangers across the Internet. We no longer feel with our hearts or see others souls. We record. Edit. Share. Does the couple spend the rest of the evening holding hands and slow dancing to 'their song' after she says "yes'? Do they look into each other's eyes and talk about their future together? Or do they rush home to put his proposal out on YouTube and keep checking to see how many hits they have? How is that living?</span></b></i><br />
<i style="font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif;"><b><span style="color: #222222;"><br /></span></b></i> <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><b><span style="color: #222222;">Gone are the days when military kids longed for their parents to come home from a tour of duty. Now they plan 'surprise' returns. Soldiers jump out of a cardboard box or wear a costume. Can't we just be happy they came home? </span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><b><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #222222;" /></b></i></span> <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><b><span style="color: #222222;">What does this teach our kids? They're growing up in a world that demands socialization but offers nothing but isolation. </span><span style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #222222;">C</span><span style="color: #222222;">hildren spend so little time playing outdoors with friends. They don't talk. They text. They don't hang out. They FaceTime. They squander hours competing in video games with kids in other countries but never meet their own next door neighbors. </span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><b><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #222222;" /><span style="color: #222222;">In today's society, everyone is your 'friend.' Even those you never met. Don't like their political views or choice for Best Movie? 'Unfriend' them. Poof. They're gone. </span><span style="color: #222222;">We can find the girl who sat next to us in kindergarten, yet never visit the old man across the street who hasn't had a visitor since his wife died last year. </span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><b><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #222222;" /><span style="color: #222222;">Hundreds of people die every year while taking 'selfies' to impress the masses. Do they stop to admire the view when they climb to the top of a mountain? Do they think about God and creation? The sheer beauty and wonder of it </span><span style="color: #222222;">all? </span></b></i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><b><span style="color: #222222;">There's no doubt that social media has affected every part of our lives. At what cost? Is our quality of life improved or dampened?</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><b><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #222222;" /><span style="color: #222222;">Past generations waited until the birth of a baby to find out if it </span><span style="color: #222222;">was a boy or girl. Now... we throw 'Reveal Parties'. Epic celebrations where each expectant couple hopes to outdo every other parent. </span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #222222;" /><span style="color: #222222;">One couple actually started a </span><span style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #222222;">wild</span><span style="color: #222222;">fire in an area suffering from a drought. The explosives they used to spray out colored confetti accidentally shot hot embers into the woods. It </span><span style="color: #222222;">costs the taxpayers millions of dollars and destroyed an entire forest to make their announcement.</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><b><span style="color: #222222;"> </span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #222222;" /><span style="color: #222222;">Adoptions for older kids are now going viral as parents and future siblings 'break the news' to the newest family member in various, creative ways. Now the color s pink or blue and the way they were presented become more important than the birth of the child. The creation and growth of a family. </span></b></i></span><i><b><span style="color: #222222;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Will kids feel less loved if their parents don't announce adoptions in some fantastic way? Have we allowed the internet to become a measuring stick of parental anticipation, excitement, and love?</span></span></b></i><br />
<i><b><span style="color: #222222;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></b></i> <i><b><span style="color: #222222;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">We complain our privacy is sold to companies but we eagerly share every private moment with strangers across the globe. We are the main characters in the open books of our lives. Ordinary people are aspiring to become internet celebrities. Overnight sensations. Living for 'likes','shares' and yearning to go 'viral'.</span></span></b></i><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><span style="color: #cc0000;">ONE BILLION DOLLARS</span>. </i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>Incredible. Exciting. But in a way... disturbing.</i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>If we as a people could pool our money together to create a jackpot worth a billion dollars, why can't we collect the same amount of money to cure cancer?</i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>It was so easy. We all cooperated and followed the rules. We didn't complain or try to get out of it. We even had to get up off the couch or stop on the way home from work to go and purchase a ticket. Every family, in every state. Rich or poor. All faiths and without a single political crack.</i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>We'll make time in our busy schedules to check the numbers or even tune in to watch the drawing, to see if we win.</i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>Why? Are we willing to spend our hard earned money and make an effort as long as there's a chance, no matter how slim, that we might live the rest of our lives in luxury? </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>But would we spend the same amount of money, </i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><span style="color: #cc0000;">or expend as much energy to save </span><span style="color: #cc0000;">someone's</span><span style="color: #cc0000;"> life? </span></i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>A family member or a child. A neighbor or a co-worker. Even a stranger on the street. Would it then be too expensive? Find ourselves too busy? </i></b></span></div>
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<b style="font-size: x-large;"><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I just can't understand how we can chip in and collect a billion dollars in a short time, without complaint for a contest, but not do the same to eradicate the biggest, deadliest disease in the world.</span></i></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>Why not? Why don't we do it? Why is it even a question? And if people read this, will they demand it? Form long lines to donate? Make a special stop to get there? </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>If it's all about the prize... is there any better prize than a cure for cancer?</i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>Not in my book.</i></b></span></div>
onmiownnow2http://www.blogger.com/profile/07177087840024537738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658622619445499089.post-20153530174723642282018-10-03T14:06:00.000-04:002018-10-03T14:07:16.877-04:00Are We Friends?<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i><b>It's been fourteen years since we've led lives without Facebook. I can't remember what it was like without it. Facebook has deepened my present relationships and revived old ones. In just a few minutes, I can see what every single friend is up to, hoping to do and already done. There are pictures of them and their families. I can see what kind of movies, music, and recipes they enjoy. I'm right there when they get any kind of news, good or bad, and can offer words of encouragement, praise, prayers, and congratulations.</b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i> </i></b></span><b style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>I can't help but wonder if all this knowledge is... unhealthy. I now worry about more things and people than I ever did before. Are John and Cathy drinking too much? They're having cocktails in every picture. What if Nicole can't sell her house? Is Sara giving up writing? Jackie works too much. I hope Rose does well in school. Jude is going to miss her grandson so much. Rupal will make such a good mother someday. I can't believe Ken and Barbie broke up. Sharon's still in pain after her surgery. Bonnie is having strange dreams. I see Jeanette's mother doesn't like what she's wearing in one of her videos. Rita graduated and got a new job. We'll miss her. Theresa got married? Let me see what he looks like... Amy's baby is adorable. Cathy and Ray are going to Disneyworld. Lori's pregnant! </i></b><br />
<b style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><i><br /></i></b> <b style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>OMG! If my daughter leaves that picture of herself up there, I'll have to kill her.</i></b><br />
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<b style="font-size: x-large;"><i>We have reached a time when communication is so simple we can reach out and touch someone on the other side of the world from the comfort of the recliners in our own living rooms. No need to buy a ticket, drive a car, find a companion, get directions, take off from work or get a babysitter. </i></b><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span><span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Our devices memorize and remember important dates. Times. Appointments and occassions. Phone numbers. Addresses. Passwords. Account numbers.</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>We needn't leave home to send mom flowers or renew a prescription. Why walk the aisles of a supermarket when you can shop from home and have them delivered?</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span><span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Why fly? It's so much easier and cheaper to skype a visit. You can attend your grandson's birthday party via 'live' video. Almost like you're really there. Connect with family, friends, and classmates you haven't seen since you were a child.</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span><span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>From classrooms to board meetings all you really need is a laptop. We can be on the scene of every breaking news story anywhere in the world. Do all your banking and pay your bills without entering the buildings.</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span><span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>'Alexa' or 'Siri' can answer all your questions. Libraries and encyclopedias are obsolete.</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Your appliances can turn themselves on and off. You can see who's ringing your doorbell from the office. Watch the kids get home from school. Unlock the door for them. See where your teenager is hanging out. </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>When was the last time you had to stop for directions? Who doesn't have a GPS? Tell the radio to play your favorite tunes. Ask the TV what's on tonight. Do all your Christmas shopping in twenty minutes at 2am. </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Make your doctor appointments online. Review your labs and reports. Check your own blood pressure and EKG. Have your DNA analyzed. Skype a visit to your psychologist.</i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Check out your neighbors and the guy you met on a dating site. Photoshop your pictures. Virtual Tours can walk you through a property, vacation destination or The Eight Wonders of the World. </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Our books are read to us. We don't call. We text. We don't write letters. We Email. Where's the personal touch? Eye contact? The sound of a voice? The holding of a hand. The scientifically proven benefit of a hug? The all encompassing thrill and magic of a kiss? Doesn't matter if that kiss is healing a boo-boo or a causing a young girl to fall in love.</i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Yes. The ever-increasing ability to communicate with each other will eventually make us the loneliest people in the world.</i></b></span>onmiownnow2http://www.blogger.com/profile/07177087840024537738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658622619445499089.post-25373235404399258492018-09-20T15:45:00.000-04:002018-09-20T15:45:00.364-04:00HE Who Laughs Last...<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>I recently wrote what I thought was a lighthearted and humorous piece on the trials and tribulations of womanhood as compared to manhood. But fair is fair and I think the men should get equal billing. So here is another very funny piece (Warning: not to be taken seriously). For the record, I laughed almost as hard reading this one as I did reading the 'letter to Tide' that I featured yesterday. </i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>I must prepare you though. The following letter is very male chauvinistic and somewhat demeaning to women in general (especially middle-aged housewives), but the Tide letter wasn't exactly what you’d call 'man-friendly' either. Again, I have no idea who the author is, or I would gladly give him credit. </i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>A wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman came over to their table, bent down and gave the husband a big, long kiss. She smiled and told him that she would see him later and walked away.</i></b></span><br />
<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>The wife glared at her husband. "Who was THAT?” she snarled. "Oh", replied the husband," that was my mistress."</i></b></span><br />
<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>"That's the last straw!”, the wife shouted. "I’m going to call a lawyer! I want a divorce!"</i></b></span><br />
<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>"I can understand that", the husband replied, "but remember… if you divorce me, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no BMW in the garage and no membership at the yacht club. But the decision is yours."</i></b></span><br />
<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>Just then a mutual friend entered the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.</i></b></span><br />
<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>"Who's that woman with Marcus?" asked the wife.</i></b></span><br />
<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>"That's HIS mistress" answered her husband.</i></b></span><br />
<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>"Ours is prettier" she replied.</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>Now… before anyone even attempts to psychoanalyze me… let’s get a few things straight. I am your average heavily middle-aged, middle-class, kinda over-weight, married, menopausal American woman living in New Jersey. </i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>Does that make me… cynical? You betcha.</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>Sarcastic? Absolutely. Crazy? No doubt. Tired? Deservedly so. Psychotic? No. </i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>But just in case I offended anyone, let me take a stab at political correctness:</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>1) I do not think the subject of infidelity is a laughing matter (I didn’t think it was funny when it happened to me. I don’t now, and I doubt very much that I ever will).</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>2) I don't have anything against rich people or their lavish lifestyles (Both Bob and I have every hope that we too, will be wealthy someday). </i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>3) I don’t think it’s easy being the ‘other woman’ OR the wife. Or the husband, the kid, the dog or the cat for that matter (not that cats mean less to me than dogs. The sentence just sounded better using the word 'dog' first).</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>4) I’m not bitter and I don’t think that men cheat on women more often than women cheat on them (just that women usually come up with better reasons (excuses) than men. Not that men couldn't do just as well if they applied themselves. Not that there is EVER a good reason (excuse) for anyone to cheat in the first place. And not that men never apply themselves. I have personally known several men who always strived to apply themselves at every opportunity).</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>5) I don't hate men, and I do enjoy being a woman. I still feel sexy, and hopefully, I always will.</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>6) While it is true I don't like getting older, I'm not depressed about it (please note that I have nothing against BEING depressed. I have nothing against older people. I’m in training to be one myself).</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>7) I’m not insecure and I have never insisted, expected or needed Bob to tell me that I’m beautiful, nor does he feel obligated to do so (which isn’t meant to indicate that I look down on people who ARE insecure).</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>8) I always, ALWAYS look for the humor in everything (but I have nothing against people who don’t).</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>9) I can be serious when I need to be (but I don’t criticize people who can’t).</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>10) MOST IMPORTANT: This joke applies to everyone over age 18. Man or woman. Republican or Democrat. For or Against Trump. </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>More often than not, it's usually something derogatory about men in general. I don't want to leave you with the impression that I don't like men. My father was a man, and I loved him. My husband is a man and I married him anyway. I have a few younger brothers who were left in my care many times with no subsequent harm. My favorite teacher was a man. More than half of the patients I have cared for in my nursing career have been men, and most of them recovered. All my girlfriends are married to men. My son grew up to be one, and there's every indication that my grandsons will be men someday as well. I love them with all my heart and soul. </i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>So you see, I have a long history with men. And lots of experience. No matter what we do, it appears that men are here to stay, so we might as well make the best of it. And once in a while, we can get in a chuckle or two. Here's one I had yesterday. Several times. I wish I knew who the author was so I could give her the credit she so richly deserves...</i></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><em><b> I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life when my Mom told me that it was the best.</b></em></span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><em><b> Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.</b></em></span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><em><b>My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was... he complained that I drank too much... and then he insinuated that I was never a good cook either... One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my new white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it didn't work. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, ALL of the stains came out!</b></em></span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><em><b> In fact, they came out so well, the detectives stopped by my house yesterday to tell me that the DNA tests they performed on my blouse were negative. Then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. This is quite a relief!</b></em></span></div>
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onmiownnow2http://www.blogger.com/profile/07177087840024537738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658622619445499089.post-4413551964034870062018-09-16T19:17:00.000-04:002018-09-16T19:18:45.806-04:00They Alway Said This Day Would Come<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>I guess you could say that I am an AARP success story. I've been a subscriber to their very informative magazine for several years now and I'm a lot healthier. I watch what I eat. I no longer grab a pill every time I have an ache or pain. I exercise in moderation. Quit smoking. I try not to have more than a glass of wine once or twice a week. I get a colonoscopy every three years and have my girls mammoed every year without fail.</i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>But despite all this progress, I feel disappointed. Lonely. Bored. Left out. Like this is the end of a wild, fantastic party where everyone had the time of their lives, and now they're gone. Just me and a broom standing there surrounded by empty champagne glasses, deflated balloons and confetti all over the floor. </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>It's not because I miss the carbohydrates. Or the cigarettes. It's more than that. Much more. I think I'm missing... that way of life. The innocence or ability to indulge without giving a second thought to what the consequences might be. I miss the feeling that I was indestructible. Believing there was still plenty of time left to correct any mistakes I made. </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>I didn't have a care in the world. If I was hungry, all I had to do was tear open a package, or pick up the phone and have something delivered. The only time I used any self-restraint when looking at a menu, was when I was trying to decide what I could have for dinner and still have enough room for dessert. I didn't avoid caffeine or sugar. I didn't care about sodium content or calories. </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>But those days are over. I am no longer innocent. I know that I am responsible for what goes into my body and I must now suffer for a lifetime of bad habits. My prior indiscretions are here to haunt me. I guess it's time to pay the piper. And the tab is much higher than I ever thought it would be. The day that I never thought would come... is here. </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>I'm all grown up whether I like it or not. I can hold my breath or lie down and kick my feet for as long as I want, but I'm not going to get my own way this time. I have to face the fact that I am not going to live forever, and even if I could, it wouldn't be long enough. My irresponsibility, laziness and poor judgment have caught up with me. Damage control is all I can strive for now. </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>And, just to show you how seriously I am taking this, I'm going to resist the urge to ask if I can get that control with a side order of cheese fries. I'm just kidding. I'm on it...</i></b></span>onmiownnow2http://www.blogger.com/profile/07177087840024537738noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658622619445499089.post-37371731151466995322018-09-14T17:53:00.002-04:002018-09-20T23:19:56.001-04:00Who Needs Diamonds?<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>This is no schoolgirl crush. It's not an infatuation or even an affair. It's a lifelong commitment. Through thick and thin till death do us part. It's who I am, and who I'll always be. Chocolate. </i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>I realize the severity of my addiction. I've tried to give it up a few times but I always come back. My idea of foraging for food is peeling the tin foil from the individually wrapped pieces of Rolos. Exercise? Sustained and vigorous chewing of Tootsie Rolls. Dieting? A restriction on the amount of chocolate you eat each day. </i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>I know there are other food groups. Their purpose is to keep you alive so you can eat more chocolate. Challenged in some way? There are sugar-free, nut free and dairy free chocolates. There is even religious chocolate; Kosher and GODiva. If chocolate was available in the Garden of Eden do you think Eve would have gone for the apple? </i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>Chocolate has medicinal purposes. It calms the beast-like symptoms of PMS and can help heal a broken heart. Throughout history, chocolate has been there. What do you think Napoleon had hidden under his coat? A chocolate bar no doubt. When Marie Antoinette shouted, "Let them eat cake!", she meant <u>chocolate</u> cake. When Gloria Swanson said,"Alright Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close up", it was because she had just finished licking the last traces of a chocolate truffle from her fingertips. </i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>There is no event or situation that isn't improved in some way by chocolate. Chocolate is for everybody, no matter what your age, sex, religion, location, nationality, or income. And it's totally legal and readily available. </i></b></span><br />
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onmiownnow2http://www.blogger.com/profile/07177087840024537738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658622619445499089.post-37888514961134153042018-09-13T18:33:00.001-04:002018-09-20T23:09:04.419-04:00Do These Jeans Make Me Look Fat?<b><i><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">I find many more reasons to eat, then not to eat. Recent studies indicate that most Americans are overweight. Getting thin and fit could be construed as… unpatriotic. My friends would worry that I was sick or dying. I don’t want that on my conscience. And to be honest… I’m nothing if not honest… healthy food just isn’t fun. Have you ever heard anyone say, “Gee… what I wouldn’t do for a Granola Bar right about now!” Or, “Honey, I made your favorite dessert tonight… tofu pudding!” </span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">No... you haven’t.</span></i></b><br />
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br />A few thousand lives were shattered </span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">as we watched two buildings fall.</span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">and the flags at half-mast fly,</span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">which didn’t have to die.</span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br />We’ve lost brothers, sisters, cousins. </span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">we put them all aside,</span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br />As a nation grieves, we find ourselves </span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">defending them with pride.</span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br />We’re a Nation of Survivors; </span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">with one heart we share a tear.</span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br />But we live to serve the memory, </span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">not giving into fear.</span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br />Though they tried to take security </span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">with the things they’ve done and said</span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br />Their acts of inhumanity bring unity instead.</span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br />So we stand here as a family. One heart. </span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br />We are challenged by this moment </span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">and united here by choice.<br /><br />September 11, 2001</span></span></div>
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onmiownnow2http://www.blogger.com/profile/07177087840024537738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658622619445499089.post-47525147288524073062018-09-10T15:27:00.000-04:002018-09-10T15:27:29.771-04:00Where Do I Sign?<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><span style="font-family: "arial black";">After careful consideration, I finally decided what I want to do with my life. I want to be rich. I'm not talking comfortable or well off.</span></i></b></span><br />
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<b style="font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><i><span style="font-family: "arial black";"> Although I have no previous experience, I'd like to have a chance to prove myself. Who knows? I could be a natural. People might go around saying, "I can't believe she's never been rich before! She acts like she's been rich all of her life!" </span></i></b></div>
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<b style="font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><i><span style="font-family: "arial black";">I think I would be a <u>great</u> rich person. Never greedy or stingy. Everyone would share in my good fortune in some way. I'd invest lots of money into research. With my funding, we could possibly eradicate wrinkles, cellulite and gray hair in the near future. I'd sponsor a team of scientists to develop a cure for cancer, arthritis, and menopause. Reverse the aging process. The thought of getting older would be exciting. </span></i></b></div>
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<b style="font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><i><span style="font-family: "arial black";">I don't want you to think that I'm some kind of a saint... I'd indulge myself. I'd hire a personal assistant to follow me around and remind me where I put things and what I was going to do next. I'd have so many twinkling lights at Christmas you'd see my house from outer space. Wherever I went, a miniature orchestra would follow me and play the appropriate music for that moment of my life. Just like in the movies. (Hopefully, they would never feel the need to play the music from 'Jaws' or 'Halloween'). </span></i></b></div>
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<b style="font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><i><span style="font-family: "arial black";">I'd plant bulbs everywhere. I'd be the Johnny Appleseed of tulips and daffodils. I'd write twenty novels and make humorous entries in my Journal every single day. </span></i></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><span style="font-family: "arial black";">So... anybody know where I sign up?</span></i></b></span>onmiownnow2http://www.blogger.com/profile/07177087840024537738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658622619445499089.post-9931091771748600122018-09-09T14:44:00.000-04:002018-09-09T14:44:09.176-04:00The Less-er Me!<div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;">
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">The road to a healthier lifestyle starts with one small step. I cleaned out my kitchen cabinets and threw away everything that wasn't healthy. By the time I finished, there was nothing left. I decided that I had to go food shopping. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">By the number of people in Shop Rite, I have to assume that many people still cook and use real food. I know I shouldn't have gone food shopping when I was hungry. All of my cupboards were bare. <i>Think healthy</i>, I told myself. Healthy? I only eat meat and vegetables to keep myself alive so I can eat more carbs.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Ice cream, Cheese Pop Corn, Entenmann's Cakes. </span><span style="font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif; font-size: large;">The hardest part was walking through the Bakery Section. I bet they have a bakery in heaven. There is nothing on earth like the smell of cinnamon. I saw blueberry muffins with sugar crumb topping. Strawberry Short Cakes. Cherry Danish. Chocolate layer cake with buttercream icing. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">The temptations were almost too much to bear. Actually they WERE too much. If I didn't have a doctor's appointment today, I'd still be there. Only a SWAT Team and a sharpshooter would have been capable of taking me out. Shoppers would have grabbed their children and run to the exit doors, fearing for their very lives. The store manager would have begged me over the intercom not to rip open any more packages of sticky buns. Newscasters would have interviewed my neighbors on live TV. <i>"She seemed like such a quiet woman.... We're totally shocked."</i> The surveillance cameras would have shown me clutching a Jewish Apple Cake to my chest. Eyes wild and glazed. Melted chocolate and powdered sugar all over my face. <span style="color: red;">"Come any closer and I'll eat another one! I mean it!"</span> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b style="background-color: #f6f6f6; font-style: italic;"><br /></b></span> <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b style="background-color: #f6f6f6; font-style: italic;">Sigh! I am going to untie her and remove her gag. Then I'm going to strangle her!</b></span>onmiownnow2http://www.blogger.com/profile/07177087840024537738noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658622619445499089.post-80163415229196029492018-09-07T08:54:00.000-04:002018-09-07T08:54:16.501-04:00Who me—worry?<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><i style="background-color: #f6f6f6; font-weight: 700;"><b>I have always been a worrier. I probably worried about the other babies in the nursery shortly after I was born.</b><b>There</b></i><i style="background-color: #f6f6f6; font-weight: 700;"><b>'s nothing I <u>haven't</u> worried about. My family and friends. Co-workers. Neighbors.</b></i><span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"> My Readers. Facebook friends and their families.</span><i style="background-color: #f6f6f6; font-weight: 700;"><b> Celebrities. Politicians. Foreign governments. Global Warming. My dogs. My granddaughter's kitten. My M-I-L's elderly dog.</b></i></span><br />
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<i><b><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">I worry about my own health and everyone else's. The Deficit. Our troops. The American Economy. Crime. The unemployed. How long will Social Security last? Violence in schools and bullies. Sex offenders. The people at church. My Pastor. His wife. The list goes on and on.</span></b></i></div>
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<i><b><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Sometimes I worry that I'm not worried enough. Or that I haven't worried about something I should have been worried about. It bothers me when I see other people who don't seem to be worried at all. I worry that their lack of worrying will cause future catastrophes. </span></b></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>Watching TV commercials has introduced me to a whole new world of convenience. Hurri-Canes. Granny Go-Carts. Depends (the pretty ones). Walk-In Tubs (I must admit the heated seat, jets, and aromatherapy sound pretty good!) The cell phones and iPads for seniors look easy. I can eat corn on the cob again if I get dentures and use Polygrip. Who needs a home security system when I can wear an emergency button around my neck? Someone will even talk back to me if I'm lost or have a medical question. How cool is that? Hearing aids are now discreet and you can eavesdrop on conversations across the room! </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>My kids don't need to feel they're neglecting me anymore... I can have my very own 'angel' visit every day, fold my laundry and pretend she's interested in looking at my old photos. </i></b><b><i>For just pennies a day I can have the funeral of my dreams! My family won't be left with unpaid bills, so they'll have lots of money to buy me a really pretty floral arrangement. </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>Like menus. If I couldn't tell I was holding it upside down, does the waiter think that turning it around for me will make a difference?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Since I can't wear my glasses in the shower how am supposed to tell the difference between the shampoo and the conditioner? The more powerful and expensive an anti-wrinkle cream is, the smaller the tube is that it comes in. Who do they think will be straining to read that microscopic print? </i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>The thermostat. I gave up trying to see the numbers on the display. The heat in our house is usually somewhere between sweaty and chattering teeth. Remote Controls for TV. Most of the time I just push any old button and watch whatever brings up a picture. If I accidentally hit the 'off' button, I can always sign onto the computer. </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>Caller ID. What good is it? Unless one of us is wearing our glasses when the phone rings, we have no idea who's calling. Cell phones. I have all my most frequently dialed and important phone numbers programmed into mine. But half the calls I make are to the wrong people. No big deal though. By the time we hang up, I probably won't remember who I wanted to call in the first place.</i></b></span>onmiownnow2http://www.blogger.com/profile/07177087840024537738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658622619445499089.post-52359728880188526092018-08-30T17:35:00.001-04:002018-08-30T18:14:04.713-04:00A Public Service Announcement<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; font-weight: bold;"><i>As a retired registered nurse, I am frequently asked about HMO Insurances. I'd like to take this opportunity to explain some of the details your doctor and employer may have neglected to tell you.</i></span></span></span><br />
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<em style="color: #0080c0; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">A. No. Only the ones you need. </span></em><br />
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<i><b><span style="font-size: medium;">1) With so many baby boomers suffering from hot flashes, it's a shame no one can't figure out a way to capture all that heat and use it to a homeowner's advantage. We could lower our energy bills in the winter, heat pools in the summer and save the environment at the same time.</span></b></i></div>
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<i><b><span style="font-size: medium;">2) If the intense heat from a hot flash could be channeled and then shot out through the eyes or tips of fingers, menopausal women could sterilize a grandchild's dropped pacifier, dry clean her family's clothes, and steam clean carpets and drapes with a single glance. I'd even be willing to iron wrinkles out the clothes of strangers I met on the street. We could defrost dinner in a matter of seconds and melt chocolate for strawberry dipping or S'more preparation.</span></b></i></div>
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<i><b><span style="font-size: medium;">3) At the VERY LEAST, we should be able to conjure one up when we need one. Like walking out to the car on a frosty morning. Wouldn't it be nice to <u>enjoy</u> the instant warmth for a change? Eskimo women could keep the igloo toasty. Farmer's wives could hatch little chicks by the dozens. Moms could warm up their children after playing in the snow with just one hug. Aging nurses could warm blood and IV fluids right at the bedside. Sterilize instruments as the surgeon uses them.</span></b></i></div>
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<i><b><span style="font-size: medium;">I'm sure there must be <u>dozens</u> of uses for hot flashes. Can we find a silver lining to this dark and disturbing cloud? I can't see any danger in pursuing it. Besides... maybe the REAL cause of Global Warming is the number of baby boomers reaching menopause at the same time. Think about it. Millions of women hot flashing at the same time twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. All over the world. I think that would certainly raise the earth's temp a few dangerous degrees. So the government should find a cure for them just to save Mother Earth. Right?</span></b></i></div>
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<i><b><span style="font-size: medium;">Alas, I am not a genius or a doctor. My only hope is that maybe some scientist will read this and get inspired. A Nobel Peace Prize may be at stake!</span></b></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">However, there must be a certain amount of satisfaction derived from complaining. When I worked as a nursing supervisor <u>everyone</u> complained to <u>me</u>. I can only assume it's because it makes them feel better. So, today I want to rant about 'Word Verification'.</span></b></span></i><br />
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<i><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">I enjoy reading many Blogs, and sometimes I leave a comment. Or, I TRY to leave a comment. I get it just right (one that will make everyone think I'm funny, clever and oh, so entertaining) and then that 'Word Verification' box comes up. Your comment will not be posted unless you type in the word that is written in the box. They claim it's to protect the Blog Writer from spam generated by computers. That only a <u>human</u> is able to read the 'Word Verification'.</span></span></b></i><br />
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<i><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">This rubs me in all the wrong places (and usually causes me to suffer additional hot flashes I might not have had) for several reasons.</span></span></b></i><br />
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<i><b><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">1) I write a Blog. I would gladly erase spam comments from my Blog if it made it easier for Readers to comment. I want my Readers to enjoy themselves while they're here, not suffer even one teensy speck of extra frustration. I personally know many of my Readers and believe me when I say they don't need any more frustration in their lives.</span></b></i><br />
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<i><b><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">3) I'm middle-aged with LOTS of company. We Baby Boomers will soon be in the majority. (Yea Us!) Most of the time I can't READ the 'Word Verification'. They write what they think is a cleverly disguised word for us to re-type. The word is usually twisted. Sometimes the letters are typed close together, and it's hard to distinguish one from another. Often, I'm not sure if the letter is a lower case 'L' or an upper case 'I'. </span></b></i></div>
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<i><b><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">I never get it on the first attempt. Occasionally, my initial frustration is exasperated by the entire comment being erased. The one that I so cleverly wrote, but can't remember now. </span></b></i></div>
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<i><b><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">WHY DO THEY DO THIS? Why can't we just write a darn comment, and then let the Blog writer decide whether to post it or not? Why does every little thing have to be so hard? </span></b></i></div>
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<i><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Leave me a comment. If you can!</span></span></b></i>onmiownnow2http://www.blogger.com/profile/07177087840024537738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658622619445499089.post-2420665797946003542018-08-21T20:03:00.000-04:002018-08-30T18:19:21.166-04:00Procrastination<div>
<span style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: large;"><b><i>My husband Bob officially retired last December. Since then, we've been so busy we now wonder how we had time to work. We just can't seem to get the hang of 'retirement'.</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: large;"><b><i>Fearing we might squander all of the time we have left on our roads to eventual demise, I'm taking today OFF!</i></b></span><b style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><i> </i></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: large;"><b><i>The question is... where to start? The possibilities are endless. I sit here bursting with anticipation and excitement. </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: large;"><b><i>Home alone (Bob decided to use HIS day training hunting dogs) there is absolutely nothing to distract me or interfere in my progress. I feel a sense of power. Impending accomplishment. </i></b></span><b style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><i> </i></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: large;"><b><i>But, planning is everything. I shouldn't waste a day like today on something menial or <span class="correction" id="">insignificant</span>. I'll hate myself tonight if I don't accomplish something important.</i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: large;"><b><i>But where should I start? </i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: large;"><b><i>I am not going to waste a single second. I won't do anything that could be done on an ordinary weekend. This is too special a day to squander recklessly<span class="correction" id=""></span>. </i></b></span><b style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><i> </i></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: large;"><b><i>I could sort through all my old photographs and put them into an album. That's something I've been wanting to do for years, and it would certainly give me a great sense of satisfaction. But a project of such monumental proportions would take much more time than one day would permit, so I better save it for when I have a Special Week. </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: large;"><b><i>Of course, I doubt that I will ever have an entire week where I don't have any plans. But you never know. I could get hurt... and have to take a month off to recover. I see it happen to other people all the time. Yes. It's not a matter of IF... it's a matter of when. So when I hurt myself, I will <span class="correction" id="">definitely</span> sort <span class="correction" id="">through</span> all of my old photographs. It's good to know that I won't be lying on the couch wondering what to do with myself if I sprain an ankle. I have a PLAN.</i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: large;"><b><i>But what to do today? </i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: large;"><b><i>I have to bear in my mind that whatever I decide to do, I must have it finished by the time Bob gets home. He hates it when I'm working and he's not. The only thing worse than an <span class="correction" id="">un-started</span> project is a half completed one. <span class="correction" id="">Hmmmmmm</span>... </i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: large;"><b><i>On the other hand, I can't sit around all day on the computer, wandering aimlessly from one website to another. Browsing exotic vacations we can't afford to take, researching rare illnesses I'll never get, and entering contests I'll never win. Then again, life is funny. You never know when something odd might happen. I hate being unprepared. <u>Somebody</u> has to win the contest. Odds are that sooner or later it will be me. Should I just give up and not enter them? How pessimistic is that? And if I <u>did</u> win, wouldn't it be nice to already know where I want to go on vacation? </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: large;"><b><i>And what if... the pain I've always had in my right wrist really ISN'T <span class="correction" id="">tendonitis</span>? What if it's a symptom of something more... sinister? Perhaps it could be a condition that if caught early, might be survivable? Now THERE'S a worthwhile cause. Saving my own life! What's the sense in planning projects if I'm DYING? </i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: large;"><b><i>I'm glad I thought this through! Thank God I took today off! This might take all afternoon!</i></b></span></div>
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Think about it.</div>
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You're given a magnificent gift.</div>
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All you have to do is accept it.</div>
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The gift will give you eternal life in a world beyond your wildest dreams.</div>
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Of course, you'd accept the gift.</div>
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Wouldn't you?</div>
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It's a no-brainer.</div>
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It cost the giver His life. He knew it would,</div>
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but he cared about you so much he gave his life willingly.</div>
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You discover that He wants to give the same gift to your children.</div>
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Your family, friends, and neighbors.</div>
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But they have to accept the gift before it's too late.</div>
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If they die first, they'll spend eternity in hell.</div>
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A place worse than your greatest fears.</div>
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You'd make sure your kids new about the man.</div>
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Make them accept the gift so you could all spend eternity together.</div>
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What kind of parent wouldn't want that for their children?</div>
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And yet, there are millions, maybe billions of people in the world</div>
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Why?</div>
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Are they crazy? Stupid?</div>
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If a stranger was giving away hundred dollar bills</div>
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And yet this man, the one who not only wants to give you eternal life, </div>
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Just say:</div>
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Thank you.</div>
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I accept your wonderful gift.</div>
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I certainly don't deserve it,</div>
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but I accept it.</div>
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And I will rush home and tell my family about you.</div>
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And my children. Friends and neighbors.</div>
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I love them all and I want them to share this gift with me.</div>
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And then I will spread the word to even those I've never met.</div>
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I want every person in the world to know that no matter how evil their past,</div>
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how many sins they've committed,</div>
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they will be forgiven.</div>
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That Jesus died on the cross for all of us.</div>
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Especially for the worst of us.</div>
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There is not a sin in the history of mankind</div>
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What are you waiting for?</div>
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Death will claim all of us.</div>
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Accept your gift before it's too late.</div>
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Save your kids. It's your job.</div>
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Do it now.</div>
onmiownnow2http://www.blogger.com/profile/07177087840024537738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658622619445499089.post-57772680294717098862018-08-15T13:00:00.002-04:002018-09-13T18:39:42.132-04:00Controlled Substances<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; font-family: "arial black"; font-size: x-small; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;">I</span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;">t has come to my attention that since I have been so immersed in re-writing my novel the following situations have occurred:</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><br />1) Laundry: We have no underwear. Even the emergency supply of older underwear is now dirty and lying beside the overflowing hamper.<br />2) Errands: We are out of dog treats.<br />3) Dusting: It is so dusty in here that it has been suggested that if anyone were to accidentally drop a seed it could take root and grow.<br />4) Dishes: We have no clean dishes or flatware. The dishwasher is full.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;">5) Health: Nothing's getting firmer if there's dust on the rower!<br />6) Communication: Avid rock climbers are now asking to climb the pile of junk mail on my kitchen table for training purposes. I have over 25,000 unread Emails.<br />7) Beauty: My legs and brows are almost as hairy as Bob's.<br />8) Maintenance: There is still a Christmas wreath hanging on our front door. All my houseplants have died. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><br />Needless to say, I need to get my priorities in order, stop procrastinating, and get to work. So I am going to have to stop blogging on a regular basis, and just write one whenever I get the chance. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"> As soon as I finish this cup of coffee I am so out of here. The laundry is as good as done. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;">I'm not even going to sign onto Facebook later to check my notifications. See? I'm already doing so well. You won't be seeing any humorous comments from me. Nope. I'll have to forgo wishing my friends a happy birthday. Stop posting cute videos and sharing meaningful sayings. No likes or LOL's. No shares. New friends will have to wait. </span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">in the living room I feel guilty. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">"Do you know there are millions of flabby people </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">to have an exercise machine like that?" </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">So today I decided to give it a try. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">I wasn't nearly as coordinated or graceful </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">as I thought I was, </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">but everything always evens out. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">I wasn't nearly as thin and firm </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">as I thought I was either. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Which is pretty discouraging since I really didn't imagine myself as the picture of physical fitness in the first place. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Just like all of my past projects, </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">I have more work ahead of me than I thought. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Of course, if I gave up Entenmann's Pastries, Tastykakes, and Dunkin' Donuts </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">But... I'm 63 years old. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">How good should I look anyway? </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">to end up hating me? </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Do I want to make other women my age </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">feel bad about themselves in comparison? </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">It will be hard enough on them when they see </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">what great endurance, stamina and flexibility </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">I'll soon have. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">How egotistical would it be </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">for me to also become thin, firm and have </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">zero percent body fat as well? </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">NO! I am NOT that kind of woman! </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">I will not cause my Sisters In Menopausal Madness any more misery than they already have! </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #400000; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Today... I am going to buy a dozen Dunkin' Donuts! It's the right thing to do.</span></span></div>
onmiownnow2http://www.blogger.com/profile/07177087840024537738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658622619445499089.post-72590133867140911452018-08-10T00:30:00.000-04:002018-08-15T12:36:46.761-04:00WHO are...THEY?<br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><em>They </em>say we're in for scorching heat </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">this week in Jersey. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Who are <em><span style="color: #cc0000;">they</span></em> anyway? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">I don't think I've ever </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">met one of <em><span style="color: #cc0000;">them</span><span style="color: black;"> </span></em>before. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">If we were to analyze this, we could assume </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">that there is more than one, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">since we always refer to <em><span style="color: #cc0000;">them</span><span style="color: black;"> </span></em>in the plural form. It's never 'he' or 'she' ... it's always <em><span style="color: #cc0000;">they.</span></em><em style="color: black;"> </em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">I would guess that <em><span style="color: #cc0000;">they</span></em> are young. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Most likely under the age of thirty, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">since <em>they </em>seem to have an opinion </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">on just about everything. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">If <em><span style="color: #cc0000;">they</span><span style="color: black;"> </span></em>were employed, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">married </span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">or had children, </span></div>
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<em style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">they</span> </em><span style="color: black; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">wouldn't have time </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">to just go around saying things. </span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Maybe there aren't as many of </span><em style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><span class="" style="color: #cc0000;">them</span> </em></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">as we think there are. </span></div>
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<em style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">They</span> </em><span style="color: black; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">just want us to think so. </span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">I know that </span><span style="color: black; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">I am not</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> one of </span><em style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">them</span>. </em></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">No one ever listens to anything I say. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Especially my kids. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">And yet I have heard all three </span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">refer to </span><em style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">them</span> many</em> <span style="color: black; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">times in the past. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">OMG! Did you read what I just wrote? </span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">'All three of ...</span><em style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">THEM</span>!' </em></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Is it possible that MY kids are actually ... </span><em style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">THEM</span>? </em></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">In a way it makes sense. Each one of my kids </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">thinks <span style="color: #cc0000;">they</span> know it all.</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">And I DO have more than one child ... </span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">hence </span><em style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">THEM</span>.'</em></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Is it possible that my kids </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">really </span><u style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;">do</u><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> know everything? </span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">That every word </span><em style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">they</span> </em><span style="color: black; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">utter is carefully recorded </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">so it can be repeated whenever necessary? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Is this theory even POSSIBLE? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Am I actually the mother of the chosen few? </span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Of ... </span><em style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">THEM</span>?</em><span style="color: black; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">The Grand Poobahs behind every fact, speculation, prediction and </span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">rumor </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">between Hollywood and Washington, D.C.? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">ME? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">MY KIDS?</span></div>
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<strong style="font-weight: bold;"><em><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="color: #cc0000; font-size: large;">THEM??</span></span></em></strong></div>
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<strong style="color: black; font-weight: bold;"><em><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></em></strong></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Nah.</span></div>
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