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The misadventures of a middle-aged newly wed from Jersey on the road to fame and fortune. Or Dunkin' Donuts. Whichever comes first.
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- 66 yo happily married woman from New Jersey, with 3 kids, one daughter-in-law,and four adorable grand-babies, seeks winning lottery numbers and a nap. Tags: Love, Romance, Mid-Life crisis, Internet Dating, Menopause, Children, Parenting, Grandchildren, Humor, Women, Women's Interests, Divorce, Dating, Nurses, Children's Books
8 comments:
Reminds me of a joke by Rosanne Barr. She's shopping for clothes and asks the clerk, "Have you got anything to help look thinner?" The clerk gives her what I call the "Phebeo snort" and says, "Ah, two weeks in Bangladesh?"
Gordy
you are too silly....YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
omg, I'm rolling on the floor laughing. You are the funiest. The wine always works and a red light bulb in the bedroom does too. Everyone looks pink and perfect. Great secrets those hookers have. LOL!
This entry is delightful. Never laughed so hard in my life. A little wine, a red light bulb, the perfect music, the right words, and the right person. WOW.. best go write some more in my STORY journal. LOL Hope your Valentine day was nice.
You had me laughing so hard ~ but, WHY does it have to be TRUE! Well, at least for me ~ I've seen YOUR picture and you are downright BEAUTIFUL!!!
Thanks for the laugh.
Smilin Mon
Old body or post pregnancy body...I can't tell the difference. My boobs, my bladder, and my belly will NEVER be the same again. :::Sigh::: Wanna share some of your cellulite cream?
XO ~ Bridgett
Dermablend helps hide acne. http://www.dermablend.com/index.aspx
Although I rarely have acne, this was a tip from someone who had won beauty pageants. A model friend uses witch hazel for acne not caused internally. Ask the people who make their living by being beautiful. Get a New Towel each time you bathe--do you really want the same towel on your face that dried peoples' private parts?
Maybe the "Last Rites Line" Bra will be called the "Bust A Move Bra" for the the unruly ones that are trying to escape. My memory is going, at times, too, so you aren't alone...I keep calling the clothes hamper the "clothes hamster". Hubby thinks this is funny--maybe I'll have a hamper made up to look like a hamster!
Animal hampers like elephants might be interesting.
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