Where Do I Sign?

After careful consideration, I finally decided what I want to do with my life.  I want to be rich.  I'm not talking comfortable or well off.

I mean filthy rich.

I'm talking Rockefeller category. 

Mark Zuckerberg rich.

  Although I have no previous experience, I'd like to have a chance to prove myself. Who knows? I could be a natural. People might go around saying, "I can't believe she's never been rich before! She acts like she's been rich all of her life!" 

I think I would be a great rich person. Never greedy or stingy. Everyone would share in my good fortune in some way. I'd invest lots of money into research. With my funding, we could possibly eradicate wrinkles, cellulite and gray hair in the near future. I'd sponsor a team of scientists to develop a cure for cancer, arthritis, and menopause. Reverse the aging process. The thought of getting older would be exciting. 

I don't want you to think that I'm some kind of a saint...  I'd indulge myself. I'd hire a personal assistant to follow me around and remind me where I put things and what I was going to do next. I'd have so many twinkling lights at Christmas you'd see my house from outer space. Wherever I went, a miniature orchestra would follow me and play the appropriate music for that moment of my life. Just like in the movies. (Hopefully, they would never feel the need to play the music from 'Jaws' or 'Halloween').  

I'd plant bulbs everywhere. I'd be the Johnny Appleseed of tulips and daffodils. I'd write twenty novels and make humorous entries in my Journal every single day. 

I'd take my grandkids on a tour of the world!

And now that I know what I want to do with my life I just have to start making it a reality.

So... anybody know where I sign up?